Dear Mr. Bill,

I know. I know. But what can we say. We did not know about this Orb thing either until pops dug it up one day and dragged us out to Redmond woods.

All we can say is that we love X Box.We love the games. We think its the greatest thing ever. We want to sell your games and merchandise. We want to follow the destiny put before us and spread the word of X Box everywhere. We want to tour and do concerts and sell X Box stuff.

Please, please give us the chance to do this. We are going broke and we need you. We feel that you need us too.

Yours,
The X Box Boys